My mommy got me this web domain!  So I made a page for her.  I
promised it would say how beautiful and young and cool she is.  
My mom is 25 years old!  So now I've done that.  So there.

My mom's cool, but what about YOUR mom?  Though I most likely
have never met your mom, here are some things I know about
her!

1. Your mom is a perfect square trinomial.
2. Your mom is a mass of incandescent gas.
3. Your mom is a --JANET'S A MAN(spaz)!!!
4. Your mom has a ceiling fan.
5. Your mom is a malfunctioning gas stove.
6. Your mom is a geometry binder.
7. Your mom is an unformatted floppy disk.
8. Your mom was a mad hatter.
9. Hey, is that Mars?  No, it's your mom.
10.  Your mom is a Yellow Watermelon (from Katie's shirt!)

And more to come!

Why isn't this a part of Crap?  I don't know...probably because
YER MOM! looks cool on a navigation bar ;~D