January 10, 2005: Oh my gosh...you have no idea how
difficult it was just to change this and get it online.  Do you
like the new look?  I created it in September, but I
couldn't get it online until now.  Yay...so happy.  Finally.  
^_^

September 19, 2004: Yay!  I finally changed it!  Version
Hemiola!  Hemiola is the evil band geek disease, in case
you didn't notice.  Like how it's black now?  I think it's
trippy looking.  I added a bunch of new art and a section
called for my Flashcard Poser Doodles.  You'll see.  And...I
deleted my linkage page.  Because...I don't know...I'm too
lazy to type in all the stupid links.  Though I'm writing this
on the 19th, you probably won't see it for a little longer.

April 8, 2004: Hehe.  Forget Version 'Shrooms.  Fishies are
the way to go!  Just look at 'em, swimming and being
happy, and making bubbles, and...swimming some
more...yay, my fishies!

April 1, 2004: Yay!  I've added four new pictures!  How
dude is that.  Go bask in their glory!  
You know what I realized recently?  This main page is a
blog.  Cool, huh?  I should put my e-mail on here so people
can contact me.  Or send me more spam, so I can feel
really special: pegleg-patty@arrgh-matey.com.

March 29, 2004: Wow, it really hasn't been that long since
I've updated.  Hmm...I've just been stumped.  I drew out
Version Shrooms and then I lost it somewhere.  So I guess
it'll have to be something different next, because it's
never drawn right the second time.  I will update soon, I
hope, after I scan in some lovely new pictures!  Perhaps
over spring break.  I can make a new version and scan
some pictures!  Oh, wouldn't that be lovely?

February 6, 2004:  Added some new stuff in Crap!  My
boredom as a freshman.  Read if you insist on finding out
how really horribly truly dispicably bored I was when I was
a freshman.  And I'd been handing post-its with this site's
address out around school, so I figured I should put some
new stuff on.  The next version should be Version 'Shroom.  
It'll be green next.  Yeah.  Green's a nice color.  So this
website will be green around April or so.  Maybe March if
you're lucky.

December 31, 2003:  Just had to get this done before New
Year's.  I've got 10 new, fresh pictures up for you to
admire!  Go take a look!

November 26, 2003:  All right.  Welcome to Version 2.0!  
Sort of the same layout, but it's got a different
theme--Yellow Watermelon.  Very very soon I should have
a whole new batch of artwork for you to see!  Much more
asthetically pleasing than the old batch!  Yay!

October 22, 2003:  Yay!  I fixed it!  I'm a computer genius!  
I'm adding some new art and I explained the story of the
Yellow Watermelon in Crap!

October 13, 2003:  Dude.  I don't know what's going on,
but this site is so crappy.  I can't figure out how to make
the pictures in my art section show up!  I'll just try to publish
again.  Next version of the site, I believe, will be version
Yellow Watermelon.  I'll explain that song in my Crap!
section.  Hee hee hee.

September 20, 2003:  Hello all...welcome to my
piece-of-crap home page, version 1.0: Janet is a man!  
Click on stuff!  NOW!!!  NOW I SAY!
If you refuse to do so, I shall force punishment by telling
you boring things about myself!
My name is Stephanie.  My pirate name is Pegleg Patty.  
I'm 16 years old.  I like drawing and playing ukulele.  
Wanna hear my song I made up on ukulele?  Too bad, you
can't!  Because I can't even see you!
I was getting tired of trying to figure out something fancy
for this page.  So I just made a plain one!  And there's
nothing YOU can do to stop me!  Because this is my web
domain!  Mwahahahaha!